Sen. Chuck “Chickenshit” Schumer (D-Wall Street) Speaks Out On The Current Crisis

Apparently this story got under the skin of the Senior Senator from the Great State of Wall Street:

Chuck Schumer Relieved He’s Never Taken Stance Meaningful Enough To Have Someone Mail Him Explosive

As usual, The Onion had the real news. That story was published yesterday at 12:53 PM. It ends:

At press time, Schumer had issued a tepid statement urging Americans to consider all sides in the matter.

Two hours earlier, Schumer had tweeted:

Make no mistake: Despicable acts of violence and harassment are being carried out by radicals across the political spectrum—not just by one side. Regardless of who is responsible, these acts are wrong and must be condemned by Democrats and Republicans alike. Period.

It’s accompanied by a graphic showing one news story about a rock being thrown through the office of a Republican and another about a bomb being sent to the home of a Democratic ally. I keep thinking I’ve heard this sort of thing before, somewhere…

You had some very bad people in that group, but you also had people that were very fine people, on both sides.

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