Dear American Family Association,
I am pleased to see that you have created a “bigotry map”. For some time, I’ve wanted a comprehensive list of those against whom you are bigoted. Your map is even better than a list! Well done! I know people in both the groups in Little Rock who you have mapped. Thank you for recognizing their virtues.
However, you have also greatly offended me. My church is not on your Wall of Honor. What do you have against us?|
Please add us to your map immediately. Failing to do so may result in my taking legal action on my own behalf. Here is the information you need to correctly recognize us:
The Unitarian Universalist Church of Little Rock
1818 Reservoir Road
Little Rock, Arkansaw 72205
You can spot us by the rainbow banner out front.
Johnnie B. Zip
P.S. I am unable to embed your map here on my blog. Your help in doing so would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance!